Two of Anna Wintour's three assistants are leaving and the magazine is searching for replacements.
Here's an e-mail comes from deep within Condé's gilded cubicles:
Sorry for the mass email. Two of the three assistants in Anna Wintour's office are leaving soon and Conde Nast is starting to look for candidates. If you know of anyone that may be interested in applying have them shoot me an email and I can put them in touch with the right person in HR.
Some experience in fashion or media is good. Smart, well-educated, calm, etc...
Let me know if you can think of anyone.