Thursday, February 17, 2011


Clothing Prices Expected To Rise 10%
Retail clothing prices, which have dropped over the past decade, may soon spike by 10 percent percent as the cost of cotton reaches record highs.
What do you think?Esther Stroughter Junction Maker "You don't scare me, clothing. You need me. You depend on me." Dwayne Echlin Numerical Control Machine Operator "Wow. I've been looking for a reason to justify my increased promiscuity."Horatio Segal Systems Analyst "I would blame this on Big Cotton, but that's my cat's name, and I know my pussy didn't do it, either."
- The Onion